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Can’t even enjoy his birthday in private. Sucks to be president =(.

Can’t even enjoy his birthday in private. Sucks to be president =(.

“At 60 miles an hour the loudest noise in this new Fourchu Lobster comes from the clicking of its electric claw.”

I am a huge fan of the goofy, happy pop duo Pomplamoose

My Terrible Friend, a collaboration of Pomplamoose frontwoman Nataly Dawn and singer-songwriter Lauren O’Connell, is something quite different, putting together sad — and often menacing — folk-tinged songs. Here, MTF offers a snarling cover of a snarling song, Kings of Leon’s “Holy Roller Novocaine.” Although Nataly does her best to undercut the tension.

For another great example of the kind of knife-edge folk MTF puts out, see their original “When I Decide.”

I have only the bottoms and stone animals I collect. I blink and breathe. My father is a khaki cloud in the cane-brakes, and Ginny is no more to me than the bitter smell in the blackberry briers up on the ridge.
Breece D’J Pancake, “Trilobites”
So why don’t Internet scammers try to change up their tactics? … A fascinating new paper from Microsoft researcher Cormac Herley actually tries to answer this question. He notes that 51 percent of all e-mail scams still originate from Nigeria, even though this is the most obvious scam known to mankind. And Herley argues (with math and graphs) that it’s not because scammers are stupid. Most of them are actually quite clever. Rather, they’re explicitly trying to weed out everyone but the most gullible respondents … Better to keep the e-mails predictable and tired. That way only the most unsuspecting suckers respond.
Brad PlumerWashington Post (referencing this paper).

I don’t often message women on this site, but, wow, your profile has really caught my eye. I can’t help but notice that you list a number of your hobbies and interests. You write that you enjoy thrift shopping, boating, and foreign affairs. Those are such interesting activities – ones which I would probably enjoy too! You write that you run, bicycle, play handball, and do competitive judo. How great – based on that list it seems as though you’re very active!  You like “other people’s dogs and other people’s blogs.” Me too – it’s so true that other people have great pets, and great websites!

You know, many parts of your profile remind me of insights and important realizations I’ve had. It’s interesting that you don’t like roller coasters. For me, the shock of roller coasters is always tempered by the understanding that we’ll get through this, and be safe in the end. It’s also interesting that your degree is in architecture. When I was in Holland last year, I saw a great exhibit on the De Stijl modern art movement and its influence on the built environment. And it’s so interesting that your family is important to you. I never knew my father until a few months ago. He left my family when I was young, and I only found out he lived nearby thanks to a social worker who told me he was now homeless, and dying. These past few weeks we’ve caught up quite a bit. It’s been interesting.

Can I tell you a secret? I think online dating’s just the worst. You’ve crafted such a fascinating and careful portrait of your passions and interests. But I bet most guys just send you messages telling you that you’re cute. There’s just no justice in the world. I mean, you are cute, don’t get me wrong. The gray dress in your second photo particularly flatters your figure. Or they probably send you messages telling you that your eyes are nice. I mean, they are, but I think “nice” hardly does them justice. I would describe them as “limpid” (like a calm lake in the countryside), or else “piercing” (like the nails of the crucifixion).

Anyway, I’d love for us to get to know each other over coffee or gin cocktails, or a burger and beer, or pad Thai. I know some great places in Chelsea, or the East Village, or Murray Hill, or Hell’s Kitchen. Afterwards, we could go to an art museum, or see the new Wes Anderson movie, or get some frozen yogurt, or stargaze. I bet we’d have a great conversation about Holland, or my father, or your piercing, limpid eyes.

Or, how about this: I feel like we have a real connection. Would you like to just meet me at my apartment? Let me know. I’d be more than happy to send you the address.

If I dated everyone I pitied, I’d have a harem the size of your sense of entitlement!
— Freyja Tryggvason, Diesel Sweeties

jephjacques:

onlytowardschaos:

I started out clicking strategically… and by the end was just wildly clicking and dancing in my chair.

biancavirina:

CLICK THE SQUARES.

THE WHOLE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW ABOUT THIS.

THIS THIS THIS THIS!

Throwing away all of my instruments and replacing them with this

When you’re seducing somebody, you can’t just give them what they think they want. That’s not seduction, it’s… I don’t know, romance or something.
Oglaf (this link is safe, but comic is very NSFW).

If you’re going to have a song stuck in your head that will animate your steps, urge you to sing softly to yourself, and stubbornly cling to you as an internal companion for five straight days, make it James Brown’s “Living in America.” Better than Paxil, I swear.

Also: Don’t do it, Apollo!